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Whomp · 02-04-2007, 20:15

It seems some of the posters at Poly didn't like my usage of the Scott Pakin complaint letter generator and his usage of the word "piece".

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=263

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=266

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=278

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=284

And then it turned into a total riot when I challenged them to a game. Anyone want to lay some Poly smackdown?

Btw how do you guys like my anime outfit?

Rik Meleet · 02-04-2007, 20:17

Whomp: Even Thunderfall read your complaints and concluded you were a philosophical guy.
Till I pointed out the complaint generator to him ....

Whomp · 02-04-2007, 20:21

That's too funny.
Thanks to Grahamiam for posting it because that guy's head was about to fly off.

Beam · 02-04-2007, 20:34

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Rik Meleet

Actually ....

It was an April Fool's joke by CFC and ACS combined.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=214722

OMG. And I was really thinking........

Shabbaman · 02-04-2007, 20:39

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Rik Meleet

Whomp: Even Thunderfall read your complaints and concluded you were a philosophical guy.
Till I pointed out the complaint generator to him ....

BWAHAHAHA!

Glad I could be of inspiration, Whomp. Hehehehe.

Whomp · 02-04-2007, 21:04

When I saw your post Shabba I had to follow.

I feel like putting up another one to that guy since he said he was "pwned" recently.

Robi D · 03-04-2007, 13:41

those are fantastic, where do you get them?

Beorn · 03-04-2007, 15:58

It's in one of Whomp's posts of that thread, Robi

Melifluous · 03-04-2007, 16:19

Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to Mr. Whomp's lame-brained half-measures. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. Whomp is absolutely determined to believe that the ideas of "freedom" and "antiheroism" are Siamese twins, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. We can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of him and his nit-picky press releases. Consider the following, which I'll address in greater detail later: Whomp somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization. I cannot compromise with him; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him, and with a warning he must clearly take to heart: He always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters -- except maybe to distort the facts. I tell you this because when I'm through with Whomp, he'll think twice before attempting to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his apolaustic efforts. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Mr. Whomp carries nothing but hatred and destruction in his heart.

Melifluous · 03-04-2007, 16:20

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Best. Website. Ever.

Word.

02-04-2007, 20:15	#21
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	It seems some of the posters at Poly didn't like my usage of the Scott Pakin complaint letter generator and his usage of the word "piece". http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=263 http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=266 http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=278 http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpo...&postcount=284 And then it turned into a total riot when I challenged them to a game. Anyone want to lay some Poly smackdown? Btw how do you guys like my anime outfit? __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

02-04-2007, 20:17	#22
Rik Meleet Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Nijmegen, Netherlands. Posts: 2,502	Whomp: Even Thunderfall read your complaints and concluded you were a philosophical guy. Till I pointed out the complaint generator to him .... __________________ Social life ? Sounds like fun !! Where can I download that ?

02-04-2007, 20:21	#23
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	That's too funny. Thanks to Grahamiam for posting it because that guy's head was about to fly off. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

02-04-2007, 21:04	#26
Whomp King Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 2,388	When I saw your post Shabba I had to follow. I feel like putting up another one to that guy since he said he was "pwned" recently. __________________ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.--W. C. Fields

03-04-2007, 13:41	#27
Robi D King Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Adelaide, Australia. Posts: 2,060	those are fantastic, where do you get them? __________________ "I'm altering the deal, prey I don't alter it further" Darth Vader "We shall defend what is ours. We shall never surrender" --Kosovo is Serbia!

03-04-2007, 15:58	#28
Beorn Disabled Vet Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: RAWR! Posts: 1,555	It's in one of Whomp's posts of that thread, Robi __________________ Please do not annoy, torment, pester, plague, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, heckle, persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals. San Diego Wild Animal Park

03-04-2007, 16:19	#29
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to Mr. Whomp's lame-brained half-measures. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. Whomp is absolutely determined to believe that the ideas of "freedom" and "antiheroism" are Siamese twins, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. We can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to justify condemnation, constructive criticism, and ridicule of him and his nit-picky press releases. Consider the following, which I'll address in greater detail later: Whomp somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization. I cannot compromise with him; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him, and with a warning he must clearly take to heart: He always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters -- except maybe to distort the facts. I tell you this because when I'm through with Whomp, he'll think twice before attempting to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his apolaustic efforts. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Mr. Whomp carries nothing but hatred and destruction in his heart. __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

03-04-2007, 16:20	#30
Melifluous Administrator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the bar with SF. Posts: 3,024	http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ Best. Website. Ever. Word. __________________ Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.