[Robi D]

> A husband and wife were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when this absolutely
stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then
says she'll see him later and walks away.
> The wife glares at her husband and asks, "Who was that?"
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> "Well, that's the last straw," storms the wife. "I've had enough! I want a divorce!"
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean
no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no
more Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
> Just then, a friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
> "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier!" says the wife.