[Rik Meleet]

Once upon a time there was a dude with a very odd and silly monkey named Tubby Rower. Monkey boy Tubby and his owner Mistfit the scary clown, who lives in a northern Toronto suburb, are really badly fucked up from drinking many pints of strong Drano. One day, as they passed a fine looking donut store, they went in for a couple of overdated donuts to use as weapons. They marched up with six quid and demanded to be worshipped by Melifluous (Who hated Tubby The Ugly). The same guy that previously spammed his whole life wearing pink tu-tus over his thong. Pink Tu-tu's, silly monkeys, and clownlike lumberjacks were angry with Melifluous