Sorry, I forgot:

[spam]

He would've been there had he posted a simple status update every time the forum was down.

Burnnnnnnnnn

Message received. Will do better in the near future. :)

Better as in: more posts, not betting on our ISP to prevent frequent downtime :)

At this rate you might catch up at the end of the next decade.

lifetime achievement award incoming :)

Perhaps you could retire early, then you'd have more time to spam.

"Most consecutive years with an empty spam post"

I guess he'll be very sour if/when BCLG would show up again and steal that title.